Saturday, July 28, 2012

Top 5 Things That Were Wrong With TDKR

If you would like to check my facts you can visit the wikipedia page of the comic the movie was based off of. Here. Or the movie page Here


5. Inconsistency With The Comic


The writers over at Warner Bro. decided to heck with comic Bane and create a new, more realistic Bane. Starting in the middle, when Bane broke Batman's back (in the comics) he was supposed to be replaced by an apprentice named Jean-Paul Valley who became unstable and tarnished Batman's reputation.

Moving on, Bane was not just a strong guy. In the comic Bane went under surgery to become a super-steroid (and by steroid I mean venom) fueled killer.

"I was raised by the darkness"


4. Bruce Wayne recovers from a broken back in 5 months.


Bruce Wayne severed a vertebrae in his back and he made the most miraculous recovery in a short 5 months. Even in the comic, it took Bruce six months. Usually broken backs take about a year recovery.




"FINISH HIM!!!!!!"
3. Bane's Death was so Anti-Climatic, it's not even funny.

Bane was a guy who broke Batman's back and was about nuke all of Gotham. All of a sudden his street cred goes down the drain when catwoman barged and shot him the The Tumbler's gun. (I thought Batman was peaceful? Why does he need guns?)



2. Oh god the police.

Your telling me that Gotham's finest response to pretty much a bomb threat is to send the whole dang police force into the sewers? Flawless Plan. 

Good goin' guys.

1. How the does Bane eat?

If taking off that mask is Bane's weakness (well that and guns) how does he eat?


lol wut.

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